10 Things NOT to do on Father’s Day
1- Ask Dad to drop you off at the free clinic.
2- Tell Dad he’s going to be a grandpa before you leave high school.
3- Come out of the closet.
4- Take Dad’s car out Saturday night and bring it back empty.
5- Borrow Dad’s car, get hammered, throw up in the backseat, and leave it.
6- Tell Mom about Dad’s other woman.
7- Tell Dad about Mom’s other man.
8- Have Dad pick you up from the police station for prostitution.
9- Borrow your Dad’s skin mags and give them back stained.
10- Borrow your Dad’s hot new wife.No tags for this post.